Yeah, that's totally me
And here's a pretty good picture of what Kuwait looks like...
Oh wait, that's the NICE part
This may be a slight exageration
In all honesty, I'm convinced that Kuwait is set up in such a way that you actually want to get up to Iraq as quickly as possible to escape the heat, sand, and silliness that is this place. I will refrain from discussing the assine rules and ideas that people have come up with here just in case someone from the Army reads this and tries to shut me down.